Google is my career counselor.
(Source: crackjuice)
(Source: annunnaki)
(Source: jentlemanjack)
this month’s horoscopes
AQUARIUS: dark water fills your room from an unknown source
PISCES: discomfort brought by floating objects
ARIES: everyday items pretend to be bones
TAURUS: UNCERTAIN UNCERTAIN UNCERTAIN
GEMINI: the moon is swallowed up by string
CANCER: a sudden shift, pavement, gentle clouds
LEO: SWARMS
VIRGO: stinging, fluttering, delirium
LIBRA: the cessation of panic; dark woods
SCORPIO: incessant humming in e flat
SAGITTARIUS: ectoplasm
CAPRICORN: swallowed by snow
(via pubichaircausescrime)
(Source: zebrasbigtoe)
(via gobrenanas)
“she was so pretty
before all the tattoos/piercings/etc.”
well,
you were so nice
before you opened your mouth.
